Sunday, July 27, 2014

Really Dumb Questions








How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

If life gives you lemons; you make lemonade.  So if life gives you gators, do you make gatorade?

If a rabbit's foot is so lucky, why didn't it work for the rabbit?

What do they call a French kiss in France?

How do they say "that's Greek to me" in Greece?

A stitch in time saves nine what?

How does one know if honesty is the best policy if you haven't tried the alternatives?

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does a complete lack of power make you pure?

If creep means to crawl, babies are small, and babies crawl then why don't we call them little creeps?

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